yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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