i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
