Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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