It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
you made out with another girl for some wings
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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