Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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