I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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