I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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i need some magic done to my vagina
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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