Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
worst night to have a conscience
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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