So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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