question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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