I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
PANTIES FOUND
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