Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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