were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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