Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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