well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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