and i looked up. we had an audience...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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