I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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