Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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