Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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