hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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