My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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