I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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