you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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