have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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