need another drink. this is the easiest way
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
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This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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