How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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