Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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