nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch