Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
this will be a night to untag.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce