i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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