Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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