Midget sex pt 2 tonight
do herpes really smell.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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