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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.

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