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(651): View more from Minnesota

whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.

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(972): View more from Texas

Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...

(413): View more from Massachusetts

how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers

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(425): View more from Washington

Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.

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(425): View more from Washington

the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power

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(201): View more from New Jersey

he confused my yawn for an orgasm

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(425): View more from Washington

Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.

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(386): View more from Florida

just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me

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