is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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