i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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