she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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