Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
soo... how was my night?
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