Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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