I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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