everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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