She's JV to your varsity
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I have post one night stand depression
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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