Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I will be naked everywhere
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Randomize
