oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Please, let me fuck your mom
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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