you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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