its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it