She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
did i just pee glitter
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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