Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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