Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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