Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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