Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Two words: blizzard sex
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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