Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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