Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Sorry about my life...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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