I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
stfu you slept on the patio!?!