I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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