love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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