i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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